The Stardome Comedy Club in Birmingham Alabama

March 14, 2011

The week at The Stardome was amazing! Over the years I have heard about this club (really theatre) and boy was this week so far from a disappointment in expectations. Bruce, Cheech & Tony THANK YOU! Your awesome staff really made these shows so  much fun. Sir Walt & Stephano both kicked ass. An the [...]

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My Monster Crush On Natalie Merchant

March 10, 2011

I was in a bar last night and “These Are Days” by 10,000 Maniacs came on over the speakers. Some songs just bring me back. I listened and recalled when I first developed a crush on Natalie Merchant in the early 90′s. I saw this video and fell in love. Not just with the stunning [...]

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Tampons and Weed: The Perfect Combo

March 9, 2011

Ok…so a girl here at the sports bar in Birmingham, Alabama just showed us the contents of her pocket. Weed, tampons and a dollar. She is definitely looking to hook up and my friend is game. Boy oh boy is he in for an interesting evening! P.S. That is not my hand. Not even my [...]

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Smart Place For Water?

March 9, 2011

I would think if you were going to try passing off bottled water for 5 DAMN BUCKS! Have enough brains to have not placed such product right next to a device which will allows the potential buyer (me) access to a endless supply of the very product you are attempting to rape us over the [...]

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Ben & Jerry’s Brings Me Happiness

March 8, 2011

I am going to attempt to stay away from sweets & sugar for Lent. I am not a very religious person. More spiritual… But my friend asked me to join her in this torture the other night at her birthday party. I had just given her some kick ass chocolate. A weakness we both share. [...]

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Creepy Crayola?

March 7, 2011

This dress was in the lobby of my hotel. In a glass case? It reminded me of the dress the costume designer wore to the Oscars a few years ago. I think it was made out of American Express Gold Cards? This baby is completely Crayola Crayons. I thought it was pretty creative but itched really [...]

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Only In America with Larry The Cable Guy on The History Channel

February 8, 2011

My friend Larry The Cable Guy’s new television show “Only In America with Larry The Cable Guy” premieres tonight on The History Channel 9/8c. I have watched a few episodes with Larry. I can tell you 1st hand that he worked amazingly hard on this show. I mean he had been at it pretty much [...]

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I’m a “Solitary Man”.

January 24, 2011

Some close friends told me it’s been to long since I’ve been in a relationship and I’m to content with being a “solitary man”. My response… Sang at the top of my lungs “Don’t know that I will, But until I can find me. The girl who’ll stay, And won’t play games behind me. I’ll [...]

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House passes ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ repeal.

December 15, 2010

United States House of Representatives approves repeal of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell‘ as they should. I cannot believe we are still having this discussion? As a veteran of the armed forces (NAVY even) & a straight man (Gay jokes are to easy here if your thinking this post needs one. Higher your bar) if you [...]

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Worst Prom Song Ever – “Close My Eyes Forever” By Lita Ford And Ozzy Osbourne

December 12, 2010

My junior year of high school I brought to the prom a girl that one might call “friendly” or “very friendly”. Now I’m a comedian so it’s safe to assume that even though I brought a “sure thing”… I got a whole load of nothing. I looked good that night to. Took me 45 minutes [...]

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